Fisherman, you're pathetic
How many lines do you need
to reel that prized catch?
I'm not a fisherman you say?
But I just saw you casting lines all over the dance floor and at the bar
Throwin' out your shitty bait to the insecure flounders
Savin' your best lures for the prettiest salmon
Yea nigga
YOU FISH
With that little tacklebox
Its a wonder you eat at all
I don't stunt your hot dog on a hook
Trust a Gordon's Fisherman I do not
Them muthafuckas are flaky
To catch me, you need more than a big, pretty pole
You need skill, luck and patience
Because the juiciest, rarest and most elusive fish
Are always worth the wait
But don't let me stop you
Those minnows look hungry
Just remember
You'll never feel full until you bring home that
Big, smilin' catfish
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